American Wota 5.0 is a steaming cauldron of hate and snark and just enough satire to allow us to sleep at night. While we won’t indulge in ad hominem attacks on our dear beloved readers, your favorite Japanese and Korean idols won’t fare nearly as well on our electronic pages. As long as you remember – they’re just idols, you really don’t know these people on your screens and speakers, and they’re public figures who invite ridicule in our postmodern post-post-ironic age – we’ll get along just fine.