And to close off this momentous day, American Wota has the grand finale.

Mad pilot hurtling forward, you look straight ahead!
As a member of Buono!, many minds did you boggle.
For such Idol Greatness, you were born and bred,
The future’s so bright, better put on your goggles!
Momoko, O Momoko!
The future is yours, wherever you go!
Happy Sweet Sixteenth Birthday, Idol Of Such Sweet Bliss
May your life be fulfilling, no opportunities [...]

Oh please let me fly these pink friendly skies!
With a cabin attendant as gorgeous as this,
My altimeter is surely on a steady, quick rise -
But if the plane’s going to crash, can I have just one kiss?
Momoko, O Momoko!
My carry-on’s ready, oh-so-ready to stow.
Come fly with me now, let us soar away,
To the sun like [...]

Well, good night nurse! You look so fetching,
As a candystriper, an angel so kind.
You make me lovesick, I think I’m retching,
My hands are hairy, I’m going blind.
Momoko, Nurse Momoko!
Empty my bedpan, my fluids run low!
There’s a light at the tunnel, around the bend…
But your love can help place me back on the mend.

Even your clavicle leaves me a-hummin’!
This outfit reminds me you’re not quite all-grown.
When your chest-bone juts out, I’ll be all a-comin’
And maybe I’ll show you a bone of my own.
Momoko, O Momoko!
Not skeletal, but a bit bony, no?
Eat a burger, and have some cheese!
Beef yourself up just a little, please?

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