Mad pilot hurtling forward, you look straight ahead!
As a member of Buono!, many minds did you boggle.
For such Idol Greatness, you were born and bred,
The future’s so bright, better put on your goggles!

Momoko, O Momoko!
The future is yours, wherever you go!
Happy Sweet Sixteenth Birthday, Idol Of Such Sweet Bliss
May your life be fulfilling, no opportunities missed.

Momoko! Oh! Momoko!
You’ve earned the deep loyalty of the wota who know
What makes you so special, so charming, complex,
I wish you only success in whatever comes next.

Oh please let me fly these pink friendly skies!
With a cabin attendant as gorgeous as this,
My altimeter is surely on a steady, quick rise -
But if the plane’s going to crash, can I have just one kiss?

Momoko, O Momoko!
My carry-on’s ready, oh-so-ready to stow.
Come fly with me now, let us soar away,
To the sun like Icarus, among clouds we will play.

Well, good night nurse! You look so fetching,
As a candystriper, an angel so kind.
You make me lovesick, I think I’m retching,
My hands are hairy, I’m going blind.

Momoko, Nurse Momoko!
Empty my bedpan, my fluids run low!
There’s a light at the tunnel, around the bend…
But your love can help place me back on the mend.

Even your clavicle leaves me a-hummin’!
This outfit reminds me you’re not quite all-grown.
When your chest-bone juts out, I’ll be all a-comin’
And maybe I’ll show you a bone of my own.

Momoko, O Momoko!
Not skeletal, but a bit bony, no?
Eat a burger, and have some cheese!
Beef yourself up just a little, please?

In the pink and the yellow, your midriff so bare,
You rock out the concert and knock ‘em all dead.
I stare at your bellybutton and think, “Do I dare?”
I drool like a dog for two weeks left unfed.

Momoko, O Momoko!
Just shake your thang and go go go!
You’re the shining light on which Berryz does hinge,
On your charm points, all true wota will binge.